An Interview With The King, Again
By Sajha Post Reporter
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Q: So, here we are again, his majesty.
A: Yep, Small World.
Q: How does it feel to be a sovereign king?
A: Feels good. I always wanted to appoint military generals to the position of plenipotentiaries. I just appointed three of them to France, Burma etc.
Q: There are some other punks from Rana families in UK and other countries too. Seems you really have faith on them.
A:Yep. They are the trusted ones. Only they can be the good ambassadors.
Q: Or ministers.
A: Or administrators.
Q: But none of your men seem to be able to lift you out of the status of 'pariah' king.
A: Well, who cares!
Q:You do. You seem to be in need of some sort of legitimacy.
A: How?
Q: You wanted to go to SAARC meeting. Now you are rushing to BOA meeting and Jakarta meeting.
A:Well, I guess you are right. But again, do you think I will send this lunatic Tulsi Giri there?
Q:Finally, what is this drama about arresting people who got money from the last government?
A: What do you mean? I sincerely mean to control corruption.
Q: Come on, I mean, will you really arrest all? How can you arrest some dudes of NC who got a few thousands, and not arrest Helen Shah who got millions from the same government?
A:Man, you got a real nerve asking me those questions.
Q: Final question: was Magh 19 just for all this? To give plum posts to your loyalists? Sharad Chandra, A disgusting bunch of Ranas, Tulsi Giri, Bista, Party rejects like RK Mainali? A few nice cars for yourself? Just for this?
A:No. I also wanted to show a few leaders what can I do when I am really angry.
Q: That is chidish. Also, have you noticed now people say you were behind everything, starting June 1st incident in royal palace, and you did all these just for this!
A: How dare you say that to me? I am a king!A head of state. Your head of state.
Q:OK, OK. No hard feelings. See you again.
A:I love sajha, always. Tell that to all the visitors!!