By Sajha Post Reporter, who lobbed softball questions this time!
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Q: Congratulation on your recent success over the Maoists.
A: I told ya' already. Only I can tame these freaks.

Q: So, what's the status of the Maoists these days in your opinion?
A: All their valley in-charge have been arrested, and they may commit suicide in a dingy room of some jail in a strange way in the future, causing me some trouble with human righters. In the villages too, their morale is down.I will finish them soon. It was with immense pleasure that I received the news of hundreds of dead Maoists in Khara!!

Q:Now, let's forget the Maoists. What about the parties?
A:I will tame them too. Haven't you seen Girija has been so soft lately.

Q: His tone has surely changed. He rarely roars against the monarchy like he did in the past.
A: Thanks for the observation.Kantipur should also notice that.

Q:What about the jailed politicians?
A: They will be there for long time.

Q: Come on, you can't keep them for more than three months even according to law.
A: Who says so? I am the law in this country. If I can hire two PMs, I can do anything. Don't you see supreme court justice is such a toady of mine.

Q: Man, he is such a joker. He can't even be a good toady.
A: He grovels in front of me:-) Even puts a shameless like me to shame!

Q: Final question, when you say you are gonna control corruption, I always laugh.
A: Why so?

Q: Look , you haven't arrested Govinda Raj Joshi, Khum Bahadur Khadka, Bijay Gachchadar etc.. on the other hand, you have put Ram Chandra Paudel, Nara Hari Acharya in the jail. Do you think people are blind?
A: It is upto them to believe what they think is right. What can I say? Do you have a proof that RCP or Nara Hari Acharya are not corrupt?

Q:That counter question is a joke, yea?
A: Well, that's it for today, you are beginning to ask tougher questions. We may talk later.