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Posted on 09-23-05 9:59 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Dear buddies, I am compelled 2 post this one in new thread as lot of pals are already been 2 da previous thread n there is very little chance that they will reopen da thread. Again feeling extremely surrie i'm coming with another one. I don't mind feedbacks if ur hands r free !!!


Some Like It Ho t!!!


What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures ?

+65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.

+60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).

+50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.

+45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.

+40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.

+35 - Italian cars don't start.

+32 - Water freezes.

+30 - You plan your vacation to Australia.

+25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice
cream. Canadians go swimming.

+20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City
water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation farther South.

+15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed
with you.

+10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.

+ 5 - American cars don't start.

0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.

-10 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents
cease to exist

-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians
actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans
shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.

-25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver
going.

-30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.

-40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button.
Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your
trip South.

-50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom
window.

-80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South. Green Bay
Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.

-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
 
Posted on 09-23-05 10:21 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jyankaji, this one is great. How do you get so many jokes?

And by the way, this reminded me of sth. I read about women in a poster when I was in college many years ago.

At 20, she is like Africa, mysterious;
At 30, she is like India, half unexplored;
At 40, she is like America, technically perfect;
At 50, she is like Europe, everybody knows where it is but nobody wants to go to.


 
Posted on 09-23-05 11:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Euta chahi chhutyo ki ?

At 60, She is like Antarctica, Never HOT !!!

halka fulka thapthap matra deko hai Gautam ji !
 


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