Ladka Bola:
>kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate
>kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate
>bahana gham ka hota,hum unke ghar to aate
>Ladki Boli:
>Bewakoof,yeh bolna bhi paap hoga
>Bewakoof yeh bolna bhi paap hoga
>kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
>Wah Wah
>
>Ladki Boli:
>Chandani chaand se hoti hai;sitaron se nahi,
>Chandani chaand se hoti hai;sitaron se nahi,
>Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,hazzaron se nahi
>Ladka bola:
>Chandani agar chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
>Chandani agar chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
>Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazzaron ka kya hoga
> Wah Wah
>
>Voh sadak ke us paar thi
>Hum sadak ke is paar the
>Kuch hum aage badhe; Kuch voh aage badhi
>Hum kuch aur aage badhe
>Voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
>Hum aur aage badhe
>Voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
>Ab hum sadak ke us paar hein,
>Aur voh sadak ke is paar hein
>
>
>Aapne mere man se khela,
>Aapne mere tan se khela,
>Aapne mere dhan se khela,
>Well Played!Well Played!
> Well Played!!
>
>
>Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya,
>Magar tum itne bewafa nikle ki nahake chal diye?!
>
>Woh chham chham kar ke aayee
>Aur chham chham kar ke calee gayee
>Main sindoor ka dabba lekar khada raha
>Woh Rakhee bandh kar chalee gayee.
>
>Door se dekha to kuch dikha nahin
>Door se dekha to kuch dikha nahin,
>Paas jake dekha to kuch tha hi nahi!
>
>Door se dekha to paathaar dikh raha tha
>Door se dekha to paathaar dikh raha tha,
>Paas jake dekha to suchmuch paathaar hi tha!
>
>Door se dekha to pani baras raha tha
>Door se sekha to pani baras raha tha
>Paas gaya to bheeg gaya!
>
>Door se dekha to sher tha
>Door se dekha to sher tha
>Is liye paas gaya hi nahin!
>
>Wah! Wah!

Geography Of /-\ Man

A guy's life can be described as a train on a railway track.

When they are 20,
Every station they want to stop.

When they are 30,
They can only stop at one station.

When they are 40,
They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.

When they are 50,
They want to stop but they cannot stop.

When they are 60,
They can't even start. How to stop?


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Geography Of /-\ Woman

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
"Everyone knows where is it, but no one was to go there."