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 Low Sperm Count!!!
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Posted on 10-24-06 3:42 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Dedicated to ImI: :P

ImI went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave ImI a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day ImI reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and ImI explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" ImI replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DAMN jar open!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
LooTe :P
 
Posted on 10-24-06 3:44 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ha ha ha ...its funny...
 
Posted on 10-24-06 3:46 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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where did you get this idea ?? did you find this joke in some other site???
 
Posted on 10-24-06 3:57 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Imi told him thats how he knows.
 
Posted on 10-24-06 5:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ehehe!!!!!!! nice joke..........


I love it alot.. loote.. great joke and great dedication.. to IMI..

ImI did you like taht...........
 
Posted on 10-24-06 6:49 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hey ImI,
this was all in jest. don't get upset as we know u r not sterile :P ....i thought u will take this as a humorous note. didn't know u would take it -vely.

sowie....:(......i know i am no good :(

LooTe
PS now respond to this or i am gonna kick ur bad-arse :P :P
 
Posted on 10-24-06 7:00 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahahaha...old joke doggy..hehe

Well , i forget to open this thread...kya achama...man..seriously..since it was old joke i knew ..so wasn't that fun.

Hope other people seriously enjoy and laugh at your third class joke:D

And for other people out there who cannot get their wives pregnant or want kid like me :
smart , intelligent :P

I have so much in stock that i am ready to sell , A cup just $1000 hehehehe
hey girls here is your golden chance , for unmarried once i will deliver myself :D ;)
 
Posted on 10-24-06 7:10 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Loote..I don't mind ..you know that;):P
I like people who can take it and who can get back :)

Now be a good doggy and don't tell Your malik's other secrets about that blonde last night to everyone hai..hehehehe....you jealous doggy..you had your share in this Kartik now ..let me enjoy :P
 


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