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 Technology for Country Folks
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In this day and age, we often forget that not everyone grew up with technology, so here to help bridge the gap, I present "Technology
for Country Folk"

Now I wish I could take credit for coming up with this, but it came to me on one of those infamous email joke lists that we all
circulate, and the original author was not identified.  However, I recently
received an email indicating that this is from The Backwoods Guide to
Computer Lingo by Dave Nilsen.  I've also received an email
indicating that the illustrations were created by Dennis Cox at DJArt &
Design (www.djart.com).  























































LOG
ON:



Making
a wood stove hot		 LOG
OFF:



Too
much wood on fire
MONITOR:



Keep'n
an eye on the wood stove

DOWN
LOAD:



Gitten
the farwood off'n the truck
MEGA
HERTZ:




When
yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

FLOPPY
DISC:



Whatcha
git from tryin to tote too much farwood

RAM:



That
thar thang what splits the farwood

HARD
DRIVE:



Gitten
home in the winter time
WINDOWS:



Whut
to shut when its cold outside		 SCREEN:



Whut
to shut when its black fly season

BYTE:



Whut
dem dang flys do

CHIP:



Munchies
fer the TV

MICRO
CHIP:



Whut's
in the bottom of the munchie bag


MODEM:




Whatcha
do to the hay fields

DOT
MATRIX:



Ole
Dan Matrix's wife

LAP
TOP:



Whar
the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD:



Whar
you hang the dang truck keys


SOFTWARE:



Dem
dang plastic forks and knifes

MOUSE:



What eats the grain in the barn

MOUSE
PAD:








That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

MAINFRAME:



Holds up the barn roof

PORT:



Fancy flatlander wine


ENTER:



Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

CLICK:



Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

DOUBLE
CLICK:



When you cock the double barrel		 REBOOT:



Whut you have to do right before bedtime

when you have to go to the outhouse



 
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LOG
ON:



Making
a wood stove hot		 LOG
OFF:



Too
much wood on fire
MONITOR:



Keep'n
an eye on the wood stove

DOWN
LOAD:



Gitten
the farwood off'n the truck
MEGA
HERTZ:




When
yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

FLOPPY
DISC:



Whatcha
git from tryin to tote too much farwood

RAM:



That
thar thang what splits the farwood

HARD
DRIVE:



Gitten
home in the winter time
WINDOWS:



Whut
to shut when its cold outside		 SCREEN:



Whut
to shut when its black fly season

BYTE:



Whut
dem dang flys do

CHIP:



Munchies
fer the TV

MICRO
CHIP:



Whut's
in the bottom of the munchie bag


MODEM:




Whatcha
do to the hay fields

DOT
MATRIX:



Ole
Dan Matrix's wife

LAP
TOP:



Whar
the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD:



Whar
you hang the dang truck keys


SOFTWARE:



Dem
dang plastic forks and knifes

MOUSE:



What eats the grain in the barn

MOUSE
PAD:








That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

MAINFRAME:



Holds up the barn roof

PORT:



Fancy flatlander wine


ENTER:



Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

CLICK:



Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

DOUBLE
CLICK:



When you cock the double barrel		 REBOOT:



Whut you have to do right before bedtime

when you have to go to the outhouse



 

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