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.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
> "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
>cleaning."
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> 2.My mother taught me RELIGIONU>.
> "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
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> 3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
> "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
> next we e k!"
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> 4.Mymother taught me LOGIC.
> " Bec ause I said so, that's why."
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> 5.My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
> "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going
>to t he store with me."
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> 6.My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
> "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
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> 7.My mother taught me IRONY.
> "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
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> 8.My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
> "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
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> 9.My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIS M.
> "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
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> 10.My mother taught me about STAMINA.
> "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
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> 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
> "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
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> 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
> If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't
>exaggerate!"
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> 13.My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
> "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
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> 14.My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.< BR>"Stop acting
>like your father!"
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> 15.My mother taught me about ENVY.
> "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
> have w onderful parents like you do."
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> 16.My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
> "Just wait until we get home."
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> 17.My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
> "You are going to get it when you get home!"
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> 18.My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENC E.
> "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze
> that way."
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> 19.My mother taught me ESP.
> "Put your sweater on. Don't you think I know when you are cold?"
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> 20.My mother taught me HUMOR.
> "When that lawn mower cuts off yo ur toes, don't come running to me."
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> 21.My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
> "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
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> 22.My mother taught me GENETICS.
> "You're just like your fathe r."
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> 23.My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
> "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
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> 24.My mother taught me WISDOM.
> "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
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> 25. And my favorite:My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
> "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"