Gi rlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0  :)

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead

mother

arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no

space

left in it When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top

addressed to

her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,I am sending Ba's

body

to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the

compound of

our ancestral home in GUJARAT.Sorry , could not come along as all of my

paid

leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10

packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide

these

among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok

shoes(size

10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and

Lakshmi's

sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just

distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is

wearing

are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left

wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you

asked

for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my

nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita

PS : and if anything more required let me know soon, as Bapuji is also

not

feeling too well nowadays...

man, can't believe on the second post; don't know whether to cry or laugh on it.