History Mystery

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and hi s assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh?  
This is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
 

 

There are a few things I wanna point out:

Kennedy was not assassinated by Oswald. The fatal bullets came from behind the grassy knoll not from the book repository where Oswald was stationed.

Both were shot on the head? In assassination attempts shooting the head is the surest way of getting the job done. Nothing out of ordinary there.

Most Americans have middle name, that makes three names nothing new there either.

Yes it sounded pretty weird when I first read this in high school which was a number of years ago.

Even jokes are funny only when you hear it the first time.

Alright Smart-ASS!!!
Well you might have read this before, but not every person in Sajha might know this. I myself did not know this.

This is where we Nepalese show our true colors. Why can't we just appreciate someone else's work. So what if he just "Copy-Pasted" these from somewhere, or collected it from different sources, he did put some time. Well you might have read it years ago but not everyone.

Good Job, Keep it up!!!
Just A Thought
         
Peace.