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 Story: Ant & Grasshopper, Version-Nepal
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Posted on 05-20-08 1:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I received this story of Ant and Grasshopper in my inbox today.. The writer has tried his/her best to prove royals and king as hard working Ant.. To me, all he's done is bringing 'regression' to the country  after  infamous Narayanhiti Kanda.
However, this story worth reading.. and have your say....



Ant & Grasshopper

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

New Version: Nepal

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold
and starving.
Nepal Tv, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
YCL stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
Nagrik Samaj goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Nepalese Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout.
Upendra Yadav call for 'Nepal Bandh'
Maobadi in immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.
Baburam allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Nepali Buses aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath' .
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.
Madav Nepal makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational institutions & in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the YCL and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by Nepal Tv.
Prachand calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.
YCL calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
Maobadi calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'
UN Secretary General invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later...
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in SiliconValley
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in Nepal


 
Posted on 05-20-08 1:23 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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SOMBODY SHOOT ME!!!  This is the 4th time the same ant-grasshopper BS has been posted in the last 20 days!!  Are we running outta articles or what??
 
Posted on 05-20-08 1:27 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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oh funny.. is it only me to receive this story so late?

 


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