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BathroomCoffee
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Posted on 07-30-08 3:38
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station...
And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.'
So, I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah well, I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well then, which one are you?'
And then the fight started...
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_SAAJAN_
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Posted on 07-30-08 6:43
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My wife asked me to take her such a place where she has never been to..
Simple, then I told her to go to the kitchen..
then fight started....
Last edited: 30-Jul-08 06:43 PM
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_SAAJAN_
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Posted on 07-30-08 6:48
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My wife yelled at me " I lost my credit card more than a week ago, why have not you still called the bank to block it ?"
I replied "It's ok dear, whoever found that credit card is spending less than you used to"
then fight started...
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sYaKuuRiolAKU_nchImb
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Posted on 07-30-08 7:04
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My P and I went to breakfast with two other couples. While we sat at the table one of the other husbands said to his wife "Pass the sugar, Sugar". Then the other husband asked his wife "Pass the honey, Honey".
I saw what was going on, and not wanting to be the one left out, turned to P and said, "Pass the tea, Bag".
There was no fight. I don't remember what happened after that.
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sYaKuuRiolAKU_nchImb
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Posted on 07-30-08 7:07
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.' And then the fight started....
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