YOUR KNOW YOU ARE IN YEAR 2002 WHEN;
1. You have five passwords, but can only remember one.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You email your colleague who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is they don't have email addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work, you answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial ``O'' for an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with velcro.
10. Your CV is on a sloppy disc in your pocket.
11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11am news.
12. Your biggest loss from the system crash was a doc with all your best jokes.
13. Your supervisor doesn't have the skills to do your job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
15. Top exec salaries are higher than the combined budgets of Third World countries.
16. Interviewees, lacking relevant knowledge and experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
17. Free food left over from the meetings is your staple diet.
18. Your supervisor gets a state-of-the-art laptop while you take time for lunch while yours boots up.
19. Being sick is defined as being unable to walk or being hospitalised.
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