The sharing of marriage... 
 
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries
and a drink. 
 
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in
half, placing one half in front of his wife.
 
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing
them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of
his wife. 
 
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then
set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few
bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over
and whispering. 
 
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple -
all they can afford is one meal for the two of
them.
 
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the
table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old
couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were
used to sharing everything. 
 
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady
hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband
eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. 
 
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him
buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said
'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.
 
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face
neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the
little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and
asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' 
 
She answered:
 
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THE TEETH