"Police confronted rascals and thugs who appeared in public wearing satanic fashions and unsuitable clothing.” (Daily Telegraph)Mahmoud Rahmani, head of police in the northern city of Qaemshahr, speaks out after arresting 49 Iranian men and women for crimes including having spiky hair and wearing Western style clothes.


"It was surreal. It was like, my other self came out and said, 'Look dude, you're kissing her’.” (Chicago Sun-Times)Abstinence teacher Claudaniel Fabien, 30, describes kissing his bride Melody La Luz, 28, for the first time on their wedding day, over 2 years after they first met.


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Booby Trap Breast Stroke

Ugandan cops warned men to be on the lookout for big-breasted temptresses this week after a number of businessmen were knocked out by chloroform smeared on the illicit ladies’ chests.

“We have found victims in an unconscious state,” chief investigator Fred Enanga told reporters, "You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him. And the victim doesn't remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing,” he added (Daily Telegraph)

In more battle of the sexes news, India’s Honorable Supreme Court this week dropped charges against a wife accused of provoking her husband’s suicide by calling him ‘ugly and impotent’.

“It is fairly well settled that words uttered in a fit of anger or emotion without any intention cannot be termed as instigation,” the Judge decreed, noting that the husband left no suicide note and had married his wife five days before.” (Times Of India)

Meanwhile in Sydney, solo sex fiend Keith Roy Weatherley,46, found himself on the wrong side of the law all by himself this week, when he was fined Aus$600 after pleading guilty to making love to a 750mm jar of pasta.

Officers initially approached Mr Weatherley after he parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach then used batons and pepper spray to detain him after continued to ‘pleasure himself in between bouts of wrestling’ the Sydney Morning Post reported.

“The officers subsequently discovered ‘pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier’ in his car, the paper added.

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Handshake Horror Emasculation Threat

Cameroonian men were reportedly ‘plagued by fear and confusion’ this week after a number of locals claimed they lost their sexual organs after shaking hands with a mysterious stranger.

Top Cameroon reporter Solomon Tembang Mforgham said one outsider was viciously beaten and only just escaped being lynched after six hysterical men said they’d lost their penises after shaking his hand, despite doctors discovering no subsequent abnormality.

“In spite of these recurrent reports of sexual organs disappearing, modern medicine is yet to explain the phenomenon or else, it remains an unsolved mystery,” the AfricaNews reporter continued.

“The panic-stricken population of the Mayo Danay Division is presently very vigilant; they take nothing for granted, above all no handshake, unless you don’t care about your manhood,” he advised.

In more mind creates matter manhood news, French health organization the 'Institut fuer Kondom-Beratung' revealed the findings of a self-assessment survey of men’s penis sizes, and revealed that Frenchmen surprisingly have the biggest penises, at least when they measure themselves.

Much more modest Brits ranked themselves 23rd smallest out of 25 European nation (13.32cm/ 5.2 inches compared to French average lengths of 15.48c) with the Irish and the Greeks coming out the smallest.

Meanwhile in America, a study by the Lifestyles Condom Co suggested the typical man’s manhood is the same size as a Twix (at 5.877 inches), significantly less than the traditional average first measured by Albert Kinsey.

"The Kinsey Sex Report and other penis size surveys have indicated that the length of the penis is 6.2 to 6.4 inches," said Simon Joseph from the condom company, "Our results show that about three-quarters of men fall under the average quoted by Kinsey."

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Cold Turkey For Chocoholic Rats

Chocolate loving rats who lose their supply of sugar experience junkie style withdrawal symptoms including chattering teeth and staying put, according to a new study by Harvard psychologist Bart Hoebel,

Professor Hoebel told a gathering of scientists at the American College of Neuropsychopharmcology that sugar crazed rats even more bizarrely ‘increased their consumption of alcohol after their sugar fix was cut off.’

“Craving and relapse are critical components of addiction, and we have been able to demonstrate these behaviours in sugar-bingeing rats in a number of ways,” the Professor said.

“We have the first set of comprehensive studies showing the strong suggestion of sugar addiction in rats and a mechanism that might underlie it,” he added (Alternet.org/ Miller-McCune.com)

His findings emerged just over a year after British scientists compared the psychoactive effect of eating chocolate to kissing and discovered that eating high percentage cocoa products typically boosts people’s heart beats from 60bpm to 140bpm (beats per minute)

"There is no doubt that chocolate beats kissing hands down when it comes to providing a long-lasting body and brain buzz,” study author Dr David Lewis told the BBC last April, “A buzz that, in many cases, lasted four times as long as the most passionate kiss,” he added.

UK based Australian singe Rochelle from Product 01 touched on the topic in an interview with Skrufff last year, discussing her own chocolate addiction, and said she handles it by limiting herself to 100% cacao based ‘raw chocolate’.

“The thing for me is, I love chocolate, I’ve always loved it. I don’t want to get too into the topic but milk and sugar are really bad for anyone,” she claimed.

“Also, the first time I tasted raw chocolate it was amazing and basically I’ve noticed the difference. You take off and then eventually you land back on earth. There’s no down, no huge dip, because there’s no sugar or milk or anything, it’s just raw cacao from the tree.”

“In Peru they have it for breakfast,” Rochelle added, “When it’s not heated, it has all the minerals still in it, so it’s unbelievably good for you. For me, it’s like, earth provides us with these amazing products we can use but we don’t know anything about, though this is better than what man creates out of dwindling it into nothing. You’ve got 100% cacao, you’ve got a real hit and it’s fun to eat. How could you get better than that?”

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