Mangale is back. Hope some still remember my monologues. Here's some new ones:
Obama's 2nd term victory speech:
First of all thank you all the moderators of the debate for your help. Tell your kids to pick up the keys for their new Cadillac Escalade from the White House.
I know Sandy was a biaaatch but she didn’t hurt me as much as she hurt Romney & the GOP.
Thank you Chris Christie for letting me use your white a$$ to seal the deal. Here’s the bucket of KFC I promised you, fat a$$!
I am going to celebrate my second term victory by smoking joint at the Church’s Chicken as soon as I'm done here,
You know what is going to be our national bird? A fried chicken.
Redneck folks, blame me as much as you can for your flat tire. I don’t give a sh#t.
Thank you all the non-whites males & females for crying like Jesse Jackson & Oprah respectively during my victory speech.
Let’s drive these white folks up north.
Hey, Donald Trump, I will donate $5 mil to your charity if you kiss my Kenyan Black A$$. Huhahahahaha
Folks, isn’t it time for some casa-negra in D.C.?
Can I finally get some grillz like Lil Wayne?
Hey Mitt, my wife was hotter than yours throughout the campaign.
Hey Condi, aren’t you tired of those old white a$$e$? Wanna come over?
Hey Boss-Thank you & you are fired! I got enough white votes. Jay-Z, come for dinner to white house. Don’t come without your wife though ;)
Fellow Kenyan brothers, all of yours asylum is approved.
Hey Paul Ryan, may be my older daughter can use you as a date for her prom night.
Clint Eastwood, I’m still laughing at your empty chair. Now, you can sit your grumpy a$$ on it. Thank you for making my day. Huhahahaha
No more “Beer Summit” in white house. We are going to do “420 Summit” now on.
At last, not the least, Big Bird I got your back.
God bless America.
Thank you!
Mangale. 
Last edited: 09-Nov-12 05:16 PM
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