You didn’t know you’re going to miss Priya Rai that much.

You realized that the thing you were dying to see and spend countless hours visualizing and self gratifying was nothing special than a two pieces of pancakes with syrup between and you don’t want it on daily basis.

You didn’t know that you will start finding somebody’s wife’s hotter than yours.

 Not realizing my wife was with me, I admired a girl at mall by saying, "Good god! she is hot." Then I ran for my life.

 I am going all out with no shield on since last six months but she is not expecting at all.  May be my thing is watered down because…refer to the first monologue.

And I impregnated the girl I did not want to marry on one night stand. Dang it!

You realize that your exes in Facebook were made extinct & you had no idea.

You realize that your wife starts acting like your mom.

You realize your tummy is getting bigger.

You realize that you started going out to baby showers.

You once horny goat has settled down to be a lazy rhinoceros.

Cheers,
Mangale

I saw the title of the thread and i knew it was you. Just came in to double
Check if it was really you. You know how i feel about your verbal diarrhea, i hope you get a like or two!

someone has gone crazy,... of course A Life after wife 

जो खाए ओ पछाताए जो न खाए ओ भी पछाताए |


हेर्ने र भोग्नेको कुरा दुइ ध्रुबिय सोच हुन् |
फेरी अर्को भनाइ छ बैबाहिक जीबन बिनाको यात्रा अधुरो हो रे |
What ever in you say or write here  : you are dying for it (if you are unmarried) aren't you!

Women say men are pigs and men, in turn, consider women to be too control-freaks.

Actually, you might see some parallel, here. Floral life on planet earth spread and prospered because of straying male gametes. Imagine how many pollen grains does a male flower deploy into the Spring atmosphere for the patiently-waiting stationary female flowers to capture. Thank God, that season would never appear so beautiful without that phenomenon. Clearly male forms were biologically designed to stray.

The point I am trying to get to is:
Dear male readers, I hope you have complied to that incessant desire during your college-age days. When Shakespeare laid out seven ages of man in an eloquent poem, he had a point.

Marriage and monogomy is something society throws at us. The former one, I mean a marriage, something unique in humans among all other life forms, is something women came up with as contended by some. That arrangement, as I see it, is meant mainly for procreating and raising non-bastard babies long after your days of chasing the dames. And, yes chasing,  I say we (have or had) to do, because a human female form is a non-stationary one, unfortunately.

Before clicking that button, I must admit,
Mangale, I love your punch-line ridden compositions.

loved it Mangale

life after wife , re? haha, good one.