Hello Girls!!!! Flap your labia majoras & minoras coz My name is Vagina & I am talking about myself today.

I have been overprotected, hidden and not even shaven because it's forbidden.

Men act like I am their property and be available at any sorority! But let me tell you this... we have right to cut the head of the snake that enter into our vulva region without our permission.

Talk about V power (that's us ladies) the origin of human kind....you better learn to respect the place where you came from.

It's sad that i live in 3rd world country where I can't even pee comfortably coz there's not enough bathroom. Last time I took leak at "kareshabaari"of Dhading district while we were in jam & the owner of the property ran me off. I couldn't even wipe myself.


First time I slept with my bf & I ain't scared to say that we had sex but I am disgusted that he blamed me for being slut & not virgin .You know....they say proof of virginity is blood, tearing & blah blah....I told him.....have sex with me when I having my period. Moron wants to see hymen. I tore that shit long time ago when I learn to ride my bike!!!

Talking about period, the first period I remember being forced to live in small room for several days . So I was literally caged. Good thing they fed me good and I didn't have to do much work. The sad part they didn't have smart phones and Facebook those days.

I am Vagina and I make women thigh stronger you know why because the squat we do every time we pee.

Let's talk about my clitoris. It is our diminished penis which means we overpowered manhood & became woman.

Being woman don't mean that I need to be hidden or subject to granny underwear. Please give me some freedom, give me some room to breathe & give me age appropriate underwear. And girls don't wear me slacks or Spandex when you are wearing dresses or frocks. That really sweats me out.

Here's the Penis Monologues from few years ago.
mangale
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If Eve Ensler can write Vagina monologues, Mangale can write Penis monologues too:

My lil' Johnny is pissed off, because he hasn’t been served well. He is tired of lubes and dry hands. He wants to go deep into the valley of warm honey ponds where he can dive in and dive out. I'm very proud of my Johnny becasue he is the only super athlete in the world which can really dive out?

These days I can’t wear my shirts tucked in. Every time I do that, talking to woman has been difficult. The little Johnny can’t stay calm. He rises to the occasions.

To restrain little Johnny I used strap to hold it back to the wall, the smart ass knows how to sneak out. He acts gentle and slips out and rises to the power again.

Oh boy, how tough of life is for my Johnny; First geographically challenged during the birth, second, never fed well, 3rd arrived to the States hoping for excursions & got himself into the ugly ditch for the first time, always undersized and intimidated by the labia majora and minora. Very rough!!

Johnny is very hopeful that he will find his match, the type he wants, where he can fit well. Until then, thank you Priya Rai for your support and motivation to keep Johnny swell.

Thanks again,
Mangale




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