Maya: Do you know me?
Me: Yes, I do.
Maya: Tell me who I am.
Me: You are an illusion.
Maya: How so?
Me: You don't exist when I looked upon you through the light of knowledge. You vanish in a matter of second when there is Self-Knowledge. How can darkness exist in the vicinity of Sun? You have no true existence.
Maya: Please tell me what was the effect under my presence?
Me: You are the source of all misery. I suffered a lot by your illusory power which creates things that doesn't even exist in reality. You created an illusory ego-sense in me which creates numerous desires. Then, I became slave of my own desires running hither and thither in this forest called Samsara. I had to go to many illusory experiences like birth, diseases, old age, and death. Through repetitive births, I experienced many things which are considered pleasures and pains. However, all experiences are considered as painful by enlightened beings. I do not rejoice such things anymore! I have gained Self-Knowledge through Self-inquiry. I salute to that One reality which is beyond mind and which creates this world through Maya. I am free now. I am no longer bound by your cruel illusory power. I have become that peaceful, blissful absolute reality myself. Oh Maya, you don't really exist in me but your existence cannot be denied during the absence of Self-Knowledge. You are as real as dreams!
Maya: Blessed are those Atmas who can taste the bliss of that pure existence. You have become That. That Thou Art!
Me. Indeed That I am.

Ahile Maya ayera ghopto parera kando dekhayo bhane maharishi Ujl le arkai thau ma bliss khojchha

A naked apsara appeared in front of a meditating yogi. Through his inner vision, he saw this naked woman approaching him. He then opened his eyes and said, "Who are you and why are you here?" The naked apsara replied, "I am an apsara from celestial region and I came here to enjoy your company." Yogi ignored her, closed his eyes and went back to meditation for 3 months. After 3 months, he opened his eyes and the naked apsara was still there. Then yogi, out of his compassion asked her, "Oh dear apsara, I am impressed by your patience. Tell me what exactly I am supposed to do with you in order to bring the enjoyment you seeking for." Apsara was so happy that finally yogi was pleased with her. She said, I want physical union with you. Yogi had no idea what she was talking about. He asked, "What is physical union?" Apsara said, when you put your lingam inside my yoni, it brings physical union. With it brings immense sensual joy. Yogi still had no idea what she was talking about because he was not in body consciousness. Yogi smiled at her and said, "Oh dear apsara, I am sorry but I do not understand what you are talking about, hence I am unable to please you. Please find an appropriate person who can understand your language." Having said this yogi closed his eyes and went into deep meditation.