Been a long time since ol Domi posted in Sajhahood....so here goes so y'all dont forget me.. enjoy ..;o) .............

There once was a mother who had 3 daughters who were all
getting married. The mother did not want to barge in on their
sex life but the mother asked for the girls to write her a letter
telling how the honey moon went.

One week later, the first letter came from Hawaii. All the letter
said was "Maxwell House," the mother did not know what this
meant so she looked at the Maxwell Coffee House coffee
container and read "Good to the last drop". The mother blushed.

A week after that the mother got a letter from China
saying "Marlboro." The mother had no hesitation. She looked at
her smokes and it read "Extra long. King Size." The mother
blushed once again, but this time her cheeks were a little more
darker.

But the 3rd letter did not come until a month later. It only
said, "Northwest Airways." So the mother got out her travel
guide and finaly got to Northwest Airways and read, "3 times
a day, 7 days a week, Both ways." The mother fainted.

Heeeeeee Hawwwwwwwww!

dhat...topahni..ley post garna starting and straight away chadda chadda khalko jokes....I Like .I like..;)...hehe :P

nice one..:D..(but hehe read already..well refreshing is good hoina...and well most chadda jokes..i think me read most of them..already..tells smthing about me hoina??:P..)

anyways havent posted here jokes here for a while...since the topic is a bit on u know....hehe
heres some...enjoy (if u havent read them before..:D)


Types Of Sex

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:
Two men were talking.
"So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

LOUD SEX:
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"

QUIET SEX:
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"

CONFOUNDED SEX
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

WOMEN'S HUMOR
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says..... "I'll miss you."


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Tell us what happened...

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 87 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the
night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping upon the
porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died
some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I
haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just
laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"
And that's when I shot the little bastard.



ok more next time..gotta rush to uni..:S.(it misses me i hear ..:P)

cheers...:D

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