I Think you guys will face this problem in this high-tech world....so prepared for it!!! Learn something from this Query!!!!


Dear Microsoft Technical Support,
>
> I desperately need some help. I recently upgraded from
>Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began
>giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and
>valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
>In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
>launches during system initialization where it monitors all other
>system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and
>Cricket 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever
>selected.Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails
>but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife
>1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
>applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend7.0 but
>uninstall doesn't work on this program.
>
>With regards,
>A Customer.
>
>THE REPLY: -
>
> Dear customer,
>
> This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
>misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
>thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
>program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its
>creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife
>1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not
>designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or
>purge the program files from the system once installed. Some people
>have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have ended up
>with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony Support and
>Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you
>keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can.
>When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused
>them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting
>to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a
>number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will
>return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program
>can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying
>additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not
>under any circumstances install Secretary36.24.36 (Short Skirt
>version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the
>system will almost certainly crash. Thank you for using the
>program!!
>PS: In no case try to install the free software (Mother-in-Law 1.0)
>that comes with WIFE 1.0 operating system. Installing the software
>would lead to Not Responding messages from Wife1.0 operating system.
>
>with regards
>MS Team