Dear friends,

We have read a wide variety of subjects in this Shaja Kurakani forum. What about another topic for absolutely frightful jokes? Let us share what we have to share with our 'adult' friends.

**Two sperm are swimming along and one is beginning to get tired. He asks his friend 'How far do you think it is to the uterus? I'm getting pretty tired.'

His Friend says, 'I'm not sure, but I think it must be a long way yet - we've only just passed the oesophagus.'

An old man, starting mournfully at his cock, intoned: 'we were born together. We grew up together. Why, oh why, did you have to die before me?'

Another one.

Two women on a business trip were sharing a hotel room. The first night, after the lights were out, one of them came over to the other's bed and started to caress her shoulder.

'There's something I want to tell you, and I don't know how to say it, so I'll just be frank........'

Rising her bed, the other woman interrupted, 'No, I'll be Frank.'

chiplekira ko confuse
euta chiplekira ani euta gadyeula ma raamro frensip raichha.ani frensip ajha baliyo banaauna chiplekira le gadyeula sang afno sis. ko marriage gari diyechha.ani honeymoon manaauna pokhara tirr lagechhan dui jana naya dulha-dulhi.
1 month later uni haru farke pachhi chiple bro le gads. lai sodhechha kasto rahyo honeymoon??
gadyeula jwai -majja aayo ni pokhara pani ghumiyo phewataal ma dunga sayar pani gariyo.ani haami dui joi poi le euta sallah gareu ni.
chiple dai- k sallaha ho tyesto?
gads- tapaiko ra mero bahiniko pani marriage gari dine.(chiple bro ta mann manai danga)
ani arko naya jodi feri honeymoon manaaun lage ktm tirr
10 days later farke pachhi gads brole sodhechha
gads-k bho ?kin yetti chado farkeko ?majja ta aayo holani haina?
chiple bro-risaaudai.. k ko majja aaunu ni timile po mero bahini sang majja gareu malaai ta timro bahini ko mukh kata ho ........... kata ho thaha nai bhayen ani kaha baat aauchh majja??
uta bichari gadyeuli aasu jhari jhari kan roi raheki. maile pani jaminma aasu ta dekhe tarr kata baat jharyo pattai paina.sachi kata hola ha?