Sincere apologies to Palpali, but I was not aware of your exact date of birth......Hmmm....nevertheless, Janma din ko belated dherai dherai subhakamana ! :D
And here are sum jokes, that I promised for your birthday ! *Smiles*
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# Applying for a job at the CIA
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill and there's a lot of testing & background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training, and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and one woman BUT only one position was available for an assassin.
So the first guy walks into the directors office and sits down. The director reaches in his desk and pulls out a pistol. Lays it on his desk in front of the guy. Tells him, "This test is to test your loyalty. Take this gun and go up the stairs and go into the first room on your right. Your wife will be in there. Put a bullet in her head." The guy looks at him and says,"no way." So the director says, "You fail."
The second man looked a bit shocked but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about five minutes then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her but I just can't pull the trigger and shoot my wife." I guess I'm not the right man for the job."
"No," replied the CIA man, "you don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Now they're down to testing the woman. Again, they lead the woman to the same door of the room and hand her the same gun.
Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA heard the gun start firing. One shot after another for thirteen shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes then all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!!!"
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# "I heard some good news today, the FBI and the CIA are going to start cooperating. They are going to start working together. And if you don't know the difference between the FBI and the CIA, the FBI bungles domestic crime, the CIA bungles foreign crime." ?David Letterman
# In response to a request by the 9/11 commission the White House agreed to declassify the president's daily intelligence briefing from August 6th titled 'Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States.' The commission also wants to see the August 20th briefing, 'No Seriously Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States' and also from August 26th, 'Mr. President, Please Put Down the Game Boy, Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States.'" ?Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
# "You know, there was that controversial terrorist memo that never got to President George W. Bush. Well, they finally figured out what happened. Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shredded them with some Enron documents." ?David Letterman
# "Bailer University in Texas wants to be the new home of the George Bush Presidential Library, they say they want to have a complete collection of all the memos and FBI warnings that Bush didn't read." ?Jay Leno
# "Folks, I've got to tell you something. These jokes may be new to you, but the White House was told about these jokes last July." ?Jay Leno
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