>All the organs of the body
>were having a meeting,
>trying to decide who was
>the one in charge.
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>"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's
>systems, so without me nothing would happen".
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>"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen
all
>over so without me you'd stop breathing and die."
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>"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and
give
>all of you energy."
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>"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body
wherever
>it needs to go."
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>"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to
see
>where it goes."
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>"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
>waste removal."
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>All the other body parts laughed at
>the rectum. This, insulted him, so in a huff, he
>shut down tight.
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>
>
>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
>bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was
toxic.
>They all gave in and decided
>that the rectum should be the boss.
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>
>
>The Moral of the story?
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>
>
>Don't mess with assholes, they are usually the ones in charge!!!
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