Software Engineer writes to Tech Support
Subject : Upgrade from a girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all
other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and
Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected.

I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my
other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance Drunk'n and Bachelor
Party 7.77. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
un-install does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0
but got this error "General Protection Fault in module 'House Security'. The
uninstallation will abort."

Can you help me, please!!!

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Reply from Tech. Support

Dear Software Engineer,
Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is
mostly
due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its
creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife
1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.

It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0
from the
system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.

Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given
to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife
1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I
might also suggest you read the entire section regarding "General
Partnership Faults(GPFs)".

The best course of action will be to enter the command "C:\APOLOGIZE". In
fact I would suggest you to use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on
your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but needs very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve
the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install
'Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3'. This is not a supported application for
Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck.
Tech Support. Guys !!! ________________