Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
>Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and
>Raat bhar sone na de
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>Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta ?
>Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke
>baithoon?
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>A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
>Friend: How was ur first night?
>Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and
>Rs 500 for no helmet
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>Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
>Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana
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>Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: Aaj to aadmi
>bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain
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>Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
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>Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
>Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE...
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>A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent
>telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
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>Jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?
>Girl: Laddoo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai
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>A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
>Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara
>Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja
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>Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport
>today
>Lady: But I'm not pregnant
>Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet
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>Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week
>Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months
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>Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne
>lagi
>Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga
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>Why is golf called a wrong game?
>Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n
>putting the stick in the hole.