when I think abt being PM, I never woke up on AM

Girija koirala is dying, u know it.
Everybody is asking who is gonna be the next PM, Why don't they think THOPA as PM

What PM has to do ? Nthing and i am good at doing nthing.

At least you can be sure that i won't sell Nepal. U can be sure abt not being involved in Lauda. U can be sure that terai unrest will end when i became PM, cause i won't do anything. U can be sure abt what i speak and what u need to expect frm me.
Don't expect me to wake up before PM, always after PM. I will bring melamchi to Kathmandu, and wash all the roads of Kat. I will sleeep more and more and do nthing.
U can be sure that maoist will be gone the day i became PM.
U can expect that i arrest gyane on homicide killing of 21people. I will be having wild sexxxxxxxxxx with kamakshi and will be dating with scorpio gal, so plz don't disturb me.
i will put guys like sayami to jail and tell them to write literature and get the first nobel prize for nepal. I can solve our border problems. when i became PM i will create such a road network that u never have to walk.

I will take care of ladies well. Equal rights to every citizen. To ensure every rights of citizen, i will create a mechanism to enforce the law. There would no lawlessness in my leadership like now. Everyone is abide by the law. I will make sure of it. EVEN ME MYSELF. I will create greater Nepal than PN shah thought. There will be Restroom available for public, so u don't have to pee on open street.

Free green if u work hard. Jai sambho!