Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man.
But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man

why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
You name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
No, no, I mean male or female! “Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "

Teacher: what do you want to become?
li'l Johnny: doctor !!
Teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it

woman complaining to dentist it ' s so painful, I ' d
rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.
Dentist make up your mind soon, I ' ll adjust the chair
accordingly.

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her
tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A
VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to “RETURNED UNOPENED "

great I like the camel one