There was a fight among the human body parts as to who should be the chairman.

The brain said,"...because I coordinate and think for everypart, I should be the chairman..."

The hands objected saying,"Of what use is your thinking and coordinating if we don't implement them?"

The heart murmured,"If I stop beating, the whole body dies. Therefore, I should be made the chairman..."

The arguments and counter arguments continued till the Asshole said,"I am the most important organ. Therefore, I should be made the chairman".

Every organ/part heckled, "...you...asshole...chairman?..."

The Asshole became very angry decided to shut off for at least three days. On the first day, the body felt a bit uneasy, nevertheless continued functioning. On the second day, the body became numb but somehow managed. On the third day, it became impossible. All the body parts pleaded with the asshole to open up. S/He did not budge. On the fourth day all the body parts gave up and proclaimed the asshole their chairman. Then the asshole opened itself.

1st Moral: Any asshole can become the chairman of an organization.

2nd Moral: Because any asshole can become the chairman, every asshole in the organization is important.

3rd Moral: If the chairman decides to shut him/herself off, the entire organization comes to a grinding halt.

4th Moral: And because if the chairman shuts him/herself off the organization comes to a grinding halt, every asshole in the organization must be working perfectly for the effective functioning of the organization...