> > An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
> > The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.
> >
> > The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
> > The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing
> > it between her knees, but still nothing.
> >
> > The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
> >
> > The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

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Note on the fridge:-

Someone from Gyna Colleges called, they said the Pabst beer is normal.

I did not know you liked beer.

i didnt see bathroomcoffe  funny  imyodad....

hahahaha ImYoDad, a damn novice now taking on the BIG leagues!  hahahha  This moron is a damn troll...All he has ever done on sajha is come after its ancient members who were posting here when his granpa was still huggin diapers!!  hahahah  This cat cracks me up and it seems that he's been on the net all day at work waiting for his papi, Samsara to show up...I'm here fugger!  Run and hide!!

hajur, imyodad, i know you are very good in Nepali, hope you can do something in future for those who cant read Nepali since i believe many too cant reading Nepali font yaar. keep your good efforts in posting the translation wherver you can in futures. I f you in usa now just wish you a Happy St. Valentines Day for you, dont forget to take good dinner ok, wish you good luck my sajha brother....

haaha who is this ugly fat-azz cheerleader who's the valedictorian of the lunatic academy?  hahahha  "Have a good dinner" he says!   hahahahaha   Come to me and I'll eat you for dinner, whacko!

Ay GADHA IAMYODAD Spastikaran chahiyo ta gadha lai huh ? ha ha ha 

Tyo nepali ukkan tukka cha ni Sunney lai Sun ko mala bhanchan ni.

Ta justo kubuudhi gadha lai chahi Guuu Ko mala. ahhhh Ha ha ha ha  !!!

Badaaaa ayyeee jaaney. Yeah lotta meaning gets lost in tranlation FOR MORONS ONLY. ha ha ha