Sardarji 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. 
Sardarji 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

(Source: lunaticgurl)

Thank you!

A man came running in to the sardar's office and cried-
  "Santa ! Your daughter has died"
 
  Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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  At 50 th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
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  At 25 floor: I'm unmarried !
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  At 10 floor : he remembers "I'm Banta not santa"
 

Source: Sardar

hahha

sardarni - will u give me a ring on our engagement

sardar - sure.. land line or mobile

 

sardarni - will u marry me?

sardar - noooo i can't... we only marry our relatives... my granda married my grandmother.. my father marrie my brother......

 

SOURCE:- Sardarni

lau na .. hahha

 

oopss.. my father married my mother ho hoi.. shiv shiv shiv.. kasto galti le mistake bhayecha..

There is a group of 7 Sardars who plan to meet their old friend the President Dr. Zail Singh
 
  The Sardars decide to take a taxi.
 
  The taxi driver takes them to Presidents House.
 
  The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me Rs. 28/-."
 
  Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they
  decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.
 
 
  This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:
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  7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).
  7
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  21
  21
  --
  0
  --
 
  The driver is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of happiness is writtern
  on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.
 
  Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake.
 
  They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the
  President of the nation!
 
  They ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare.
 
  Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says, "See, I am not good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something I am
  an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi
  driver and check the result. This is how I do for those tax forms I get very often. The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their heads(?) in appreciation.
 
  The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:
  13
  13
  13
  13
  13
  13
  13
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  28
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  i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+ 3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+ 1+1=28 so this checks out.
 
  He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also call my close friend and Finance man Banta Singh.
 
  Banta Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that he doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem! I will verify it via mathematical computation. I'll verify it with multiplication. That is
  the best technique for this, you see!"
 
  While others watch in admiration, Banta Singh goes on to write as
  shown:
  13
  x7
  --- (7*3=21 ,7*1=7 so 21+7=28)
  21
  + 7
  --
  28 This checks out as well.
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  Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem,
  President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods."
  Source: SardarJI

nod their heads(?) in appreciation .. hahha

ha ha hooo hoo ho... ajhai sunna paaeyos hai!!!

Last edited: 08-Apr-08 05:52 PM

euti taruni sardarni le taruno sardar lai kan mai gaera khussukka ' aja mero ghar ma kohi ni hudainan' bhanera gaichhe. sardar bhare makka pardai sardarni ko ghar ma jada ta dhoka ma talcha lairako re k.

euta sardar hall ma Jurassic Park herna gaechha re. film chaldai jada sardar lai dinosaur dekhera khub dar lagera sit muni lukechha ani pichhadi ko manchhe le sodhechha - " sardar ji kina daraunu bhako? yo film matra ta ho ni". Sardar le sit muni batai uttar diechhan- "malai po thaha chha ta yo film matrai ho bhanera, tyo dinosaur lai k thaha???"

A sardarji is lying across the railwy tracks with a bottle of whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach.A passerby ask him why he is doing so when a train might come across at any moment.Because I want to commit suicide,replies sardar.The passerby then ask about the food and drink nearby."Why not? You can't rely on trains running on time anymore.You don't expect me to die of hunger and thirst,do you? 

Husband asks,"Do you know the meaning of wife?"

It means,"Without information fighting everytime."

Wife says,it means,"With idiot for ever

--Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaanekyon diya ?

--A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !

--Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the TelephoneDirectory....

--2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....

--Two Sardars are driving a Car, one turns on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working.He puts his head out and says -YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

--Banta : Oye tu har SMS ko do baar kyon bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!

 

 

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the TelephoneDirectory....

this one real funny

Sardarji's dad  had  two sons only but sardarji had two brothers. u know how?

Bcoz sardari used to call his father Thuldai..

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, the sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
 
  The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"