15 WAYS TO IDENTIFY A NEPALI "DUDE":

1. Wears a Swayambhu/Mt. Everest T-shirt.
2. Always sticks to Levis 501, unless he puts weight (which happens quite often).
3. Likes to feast on Momo parties.
4. Loves chinese dish - Dumpling (Momo) being the favorite followed by Lomein.
5. Looks a bit oriental, but speaks with an Indian accent.
6. Hates Indians, calls them "dhoti," but loves everything Indian from movies to paan-parag.
7 Develops a pot belly within 6 months of stay in America.
8.Works at McDonalds, but has an illusionary pride of an IT expert with Sun-Micro systems.
9. Big fan of college football, eventhough he knows nothing about the game.
10. Drives a BMW with McDonalds' salary.
11. Has a VIP membership with the neighboring Porno Video store.
12. Thinks American Beer isn't a beer at all; prefers Corona or Heineken.
13. Goes to a community college, thinks his college is better than Harvard/MIT.
14. He knows the easy way to graduate is to pay instate tuition (so marrys a ugly fat smelly white woman for green card).
15. Works a DJ (dish jockey), but he tells home that he is an mechanical Engineer.

how did u know all about this ,r u 1 of them?but its funny and i think 99%true.

looks a bit oriental re.....that's over-generalization..... not everyone looks oriental. Indians think Nepalis are Chinese+Indian hybrids, but that ain't true. Carlton Coon, one of the greatest anthropologists ever born, who was an ambassador to Nepal, himself said that Nepal is a split between mongoloid and caucasoid. Number 5 is totally wrong. If you wanna be funny, at least jot down facts....

Why is this stupid fool funny bone (yeah, right) posting this not-funny-at-all posting again and again? what is the matter with you? Are you that old that you don't even know you have alzeimer?

This list is Ghumya Ghumei chha for so many years in this Cyberspace.
Some get praise, some got blow, some others even got bomb explosion
because of posting this 10 or 15 characters of a Nepali Dude ... with
a little different versions, but mean always remained same. In Sajha.com
also it will keep on coming every time a new Nepali Dude arrives.

GeoGods

Be honest and tell me, didn't you copied this from one of the Nepali magazine 'WAVE' ??? I had read these comments about Nepali dude on that magazine few years back.

hey that was kinda funny but sounds as if it is true

yeah right as if u wear dhoti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

Adding to the list...

#16. Mr. Know it All and Mr Cool CHAT personality versus 'What Happened?' in reality. :)

dude. this mesage is not true for every case,.. and i believe it was your case... for now

Its fanatic eventhough seems real.
Anyway cooooooooooooooooooooooool

Booo...wtf? what are you a genius on figuring out how Nepalis act?? Or you researched? If you researched, then you must have been a part of it, or else you will no JJJAACCKKK!!! Blow me!! you fool, idiot!! Dumb crap!!

FUNNY BONE, WONDER WHY IDIOT ENZYMES LIKE YOU EXIST!!!!!!! 15 WAYS TO IDENTIFY A NEPALI "DUDE" ... YOU SOUND SICK.