Thank you San bro helping me get my lost password. Writing as Mangale seems lot better. Reposting my mono once again, this time as the real Mangale.

Just curious how Chandra Bahadur  Dangi will penetrate Kim Kardashian? Will he go head first or toe first? Either way its a win-win for both.

I didn’t want to offend any people of color, so I told one of my customers, “Did you say you wanted $5 on that African-American car on station #4.” He still got offended though…

I never understood the meaning of some Nepali being sukulgundo until I saw a guy in NYC who works at Subway, lives with other 10 roommates but drives brand new Audi.

These days most of us with DSLR are photographers while monkeys and sadhus at pashupatinath have become great posers.

BMW is my baby! However I can’t drive her, I can only ride her. I ride her most nights, some mornings and some days. She is strong, heavy, has high mileage and she needs lot of fuel. I still love her coz she is my Big Mexican Woman and only ride to my  American dream.

Thanks again!
Mangale.

What if Chandra bahadur becomes चुर्लुम्म बहादुर  and is not able to come out? Then after nine months Kim Kardashan can give him birth again. I hope he will be giving american citizenship so he gets free treatment for his height problem.

I don't get your joke on the $5 african american car what are you trying to say?

If you save enough money to buy a brand new Audi that's not being Sukulgundo. Sukulgundo means to borrow money from people to act like one's rich.

Are you a manager at taco bell and ride that mexican woman during breaktime? Breaktime Mexican Woman.

I don't like the joke on Chandra Bahadur, maybe that's just me but it is a little condascending and mean-spirited.

p_didi, African American=Black. He is using politically correct version of "black" to refer to a black car.

I like Sukulgundo post. I think it qualifies as a sukulgundo.

BMW is a overused joke (not on mexican woman but other forms of variations).

Keep on posting and we will help filter out.

This is only commendable nepali stand up i've found

Why don't you just enjoy the material rather than trying to filter it?

Why don't you do that uhi nepali? I chose to provide constructive criticism.

If you don't know how standup comics work, then follow a comedian in improv scene. Even an established comedian "test" their materials in a small crowd. You can go to an unheard of stand-up show in downtown NY and find a popular comedian making a special appearance. They come there to test their material, if they get a good laugh then they use it in a bigger setting; if not they discard it. This is called filtering and I am trying to help Mangale with that. I see a budding talent in Mangale and hope he continues and tests his materials here.

Well kiddo!
When comedian like Mangale goes to improve to perform their act to "test" their materials and if somebody tries to filter their jokes they are called Hecklers. Do your own research..

Now you are just trying to argue.
I did my research, now it is your turn. Research on what Heckling means and point out one comment I made that sounded like a heckling to you. If mangale is offended by any one of my comment, I will chose not to provide any kind of constructive criticism; but I am sure he is smarter than you. He can surely not hear you laugh (you didn't provide any other comment to him, just commented on my comment) so least we can do is comment on his subject.


By the way it is IMPROV (short for improvisational theatre), not improve.

I am not trying to argue with you in any ways. I am just giving you my opinion.

By the way it is condescending, not condascending

Good job going back to my posting to look for a single spelling mistake. Good use of your time.

By the way it is anyway, not anyways.

I didn't know that I had to use formal english when posting..

Thanks for the input..

I am done with this meaningless banter. This is Mangale's thread, let him shine.

Thanks guys for the inputs. Kiddo & Uhi Nepali, take it easy. You both are smart. Kiddo thanks for the feedbacks. I hope you had a chance to read my previous monologues too. I'm realising now it's not an easy job to be funny, its easy to tell others' jokes but hard to come up with your own. I hope I will get better contents and continue to present here.