Well, didn't win half billion dollar, so here I'm with my stupid monologues:

Ghumti ma na aau hai..right on Prem dai! You know where more opportunity is. Motel or bhatti, right?

Ma maunta ma aljhi raheko euta jiwan..really? Om bro!! You need to speak up to have her leg open.

Mutu jali rahechha, dhadkan badhi rahechha.. told ya Bhakta dai..cialis  won’t work for ya.

Mutu mathi dhunga rakhi hasnu parya chha.. I know your sarcasm Narayan dai, didn’t you replace boobies with that stone in the lyrics?

Kina kina timro tasbir malai niko lagchha..ah ha Ghulam bhai..nanga tasbir kaha mili?

Jati maya laye pani jati kasam khaye pani..I know Arun dai..when you last only 2 minutes.

Hariyo dada mathi halo jotne saathi…Dharma raj baaje, rumor has it…hariyo dada=brokeback mountain.

Hiu bhanda chiso aago bhanda taato timro hamro maya raichha ragat bhanda raato…Eww….did you really??? at that time of the month....dirty Danny!!

Jaage….Jaage saara raat…aaunchhau ki bhanera…Its not gonna happen.. go ahead.. give yourself a handjob!

Like it, hate it, either way will take it! Just saying bruv!
Thanks,
Mangale.