It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. ................................
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Love teaches even asses to dance.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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I just thought of something funny......your mother
When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!
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A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.
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Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life...lol
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian