Here is another joke -

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."

lol Nice one.......

Nice Nice Nice :-))

one more here

George bush was on morning walk, he sees a man carrying just born dog and bush asked " what is its name??", the man replied - Republican. Bush was impressed and after a month dick cheney by his side on morning walk and they happen to see the same person with that dog. Bush wanted to show his popularity and so went towards the man and proudly asked " what is its name ?" the man replied - Democrat . Bush goes... whattt?? what happened to its old name republican??? the man answers, then it had not even opened its eyes now it can see the world.

Nice try ... but i've heard so many version. Old one...