> An old Greek man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
> garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son,
> Spiros, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to
> his son and described his predicament.
>
> Dear Spiros,
> I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
> tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
> garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would
> dig the plot for me.
> Love Dad
>
> A few days later he received a letter from his son.
>
> Dear Dad,
> Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
> BODIES.
> Love Vinnie
>
>
> At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
> the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
> and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
>
> Dear Dad,
> Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
> circumstances.
> Love Spiros
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